BET’s The Game Season 4 Episode 7 – Kelly in the PItts

Well whudda thunk it. This episode actually had doses of truthful and useful messages hidden in the dialogue. Truthful messages like, just maybe certain persuasions let their children talk to them any kind of way and believe in time outs. These persuasions are not of any particular color, but of a {place a stuck-up sounding […]

BET’s The Game Season 4 Episode 6 – "I Bielibe in You and Me"

First I would like to say this… Note to Bieber fans: Get over your freakin selves! Bieber doesn’t even like himself as much as you freaks do. You didn’t even know how to spell Esperanza Spalding until a few days ago. You flakey little twelve year olds don’t even have the muscles to hold a […]

Bet’s The Game Season 4 Episode 5 – Lies Beget Lies

Derwin’s bible apparently reads “Thou shalt lieth all the timeth.” Tonight’s episode of BET’s The Game was called “Men in Crisis” and it should have been titled “Really Derwin, Really?” If you missed tonight’s episode, you missed the most successive lies told in one 30 minute episodic series. Here’s what happened. Melanie hates going to […]

The Malik Wright Show

Yea so I was just chillin at some random football game and I bumped into my boys and I just took a pic real quick. Whether I took this pic myself or not is up to you to rate as fact or fiction, but it is a fact that I would have been better off […]

See What Had Happened Was… Episode 3

I don’t know what’s worse: Malik’s frohawk that features the widow’s peak or Malik’s frohawk that features the widow’s peak. He need to get that thing under control. Anyway, this episode was a little whomp whomp to me. It seemed like nothing really happened. Anyway, see what had happened was… Malik is mad at the […]

The State of Our Ideas

You know the drill by now guys. I catch up on my Teen Mom 2 while I recap what I saw on my television screen. Tonight there are two recaps to read. Between our economic status, birds dropping dead, and the fact that we are in a gajabafillion dollars in debt, I figured it would […]

Who’s The Baby’s Momma?

So for the first time in the history of MY life, I attempted to watch an entire NFL game. Depending on what you call success: watching the whole game or understanding it, nonetheless I tuned into the The Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears game on Sunday. Heard of em? So yeah, I watched […]

BET’s The Game Episode 2

“HE IS MY CHILD!!! NOT YOURS!!!”“You betta find out how to get a lawyer.” Oh wait…those lines are from where the real baby mama drama resides: Teen Mom 2 Actually, before I recap…I find your fb updates and tweets more entertaining than the episode itself. You know, the episode you just watched that featured the […]

Bring Back Brit Brat?

While the controversial Kanye West was tweeting/hating on Brittany Spear’s single coming in at #1, over H.A.M., West’s and Jay-Z’s new single, I was sending hate tweets to another Brit. I checked the facebook fan page and found out that according to facebooker, Kris G., the new Brit Brat is related to Kenny Smith who […]

The Biggest BET Season Premiere?

Sources say that 7.7 million of you guys tuned in last night. Wowzeers. I wonder how many people “kept it locked” as Mr. 106&Park would say and tuned in to the other original BET series Let’s Stay Together? 7.7 million people. Good lawd, that’s a lot of people. I wonder what the CW thinks about […]