Melanie gazes in the mirror twirling hair as birds actually chirp in the background. Melanie believes she’s overheating her ovaries because she stands in front of the microwave. (I don’t even have to recap a sarcastic statement to sum that up. It’s a ridiculously ridiculous statement all by itself) Derwin is having a biz meeting […]

No fancy introduction, here’s what happened. The shows starts with Tasha and Mel at a bar and Mel is texting away and Mel orders a water with lemon cause she’s trying to get pregnant. Melanie is getting cornier and cornier. Not because she’s drinking water…but everything she says is corny. Leaving Tasha alone with her […]

This episode better be good. I was taking a really exciting and much needed nap but I made myself wake up to watch this ding dang on show. And after I watch it, I’m going to sleep. See what’s happening is… Malik is having all of these ethereal moments of clarity. Two shows ago, he […]

While you were watching Sheen travel further down the already downward spiral into a deep plunge of nothingness, I was soaking up some chilly sun Los Angeles. Instead of blogging about my, as Sheen would say, “Oddessy of Epicness” will drinking secret “elixir below the frame line” of my nightly ustreamed appearance on, I was […]

Entitled “A Very Special Moment” should be calledS&M now stands for Stupid Melanie!! or Mel kissed a girl and liked it!!!!!!!!!!!! Have I been smoking the “Charlie Sheen”???? This episode has my head reeling? The all American church going Davis’s doing threesomes??????????????? What the deuce?????? Is this an evil alternate parallel universe in opposite land????????????????????? […]

Well whudda thunk it. This episode actually had doses of truthful and useful messages hidden in the dialogue. Truthful messages like, just maybe certain persuasions let their children talk to them any kind of way and believe in time outs. These persuasions are not of any particular color, but of a {place a stuck-up sounding […]

First I would like to say this… Note to Bieber fans: Get over your freakin selves! Bieber doesn’t even like himself as much as you freaks do. You didn’t even know how to spell Esperanza Spalding until a few days ago. You flakey little twelve year olds don’t even have the muscles to hold a […]

Derwin’s bible apparently reads “Thou shalt lieth all the timeth.” Tonight’s episode of BET’s The Game was called “Men in Crisis” and it should have been titled “Really Derwin, Really?” If you missed tonight’s episode, you missed the most successive lies told in one 30 minute episodic series. Here’s what happened. Melanie hates going to […]